HOW DO I TWITTER WHAT IS TECHNOLOGY

I don’t have a Twitter.

I don’t know anything about Twitter.

I don’t want to follow dead people. I don’t want to tweet at them.

I HATE TWITTER OKAY THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM COMPOSING A TWEET JUST STOP.

NO.

Ok, here’s one to cats in general:

I LIKE CHICKEN I LIKE LIVER MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER

MEOW I’M A KITTY CAT AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE

There. Are you happy now?

I keep looking over and Natalie is writing about tweeting Jesus Christ. It’s great.

I’ll tweet Natalie:

Hiya Natalie Face I accidentally just typed Natalive when I tried to type your name. There’s no reason to tweet you instead of just speaking.

I just realised that the journal thing said “compose a few tweets to a celebrity of your choice.” I tweeted cats and Natalie. Apparently they’re celebrities.

I want this journal thing to be over so badly. Please make it stop.