"As he flicked through the letters, a small, handwritten envelope caught his attention and his

Side note: RAWR I AM A BEAR. Mom had a dream that there was a bear in the yard, and she was just kind of like “Okay, please don’t eat my...

My perfect day off…

Sleep. Coffee. Waffles. Video gaming. Reading. Adventuring somewhere without people. Really, I have to deal with people every day of the...

MASHUP SONG NO

Help me, I’m scared. I kind of want to groove to this song OH OH OH IT’S THIS SONG I LOVE IT. Why does this have to be a mashup, I want...

BUGS

Bugs. Bugs. Bug bites. Bugs. That was pretty much my entire weekend. Damn bugs. I also started my “Books to Bring to College” list. I...

“The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life.” 

The biggest issue with people is that they tend to stagnate. Nobody takes time to breathe because they’re too busy hurrying around...

Dear Exhausted, written advice

Dear Exhausted, I’m sorry to hear about your war with sleep. I can relate. Difficulty falling asleep used to drive me nuts, but then I...

Dear Tattoo Guy, written advice

Dear Tattoo Guy, Tattoos are pretty cool. If you’re worried about pain, I’ve heard that it’s best to get it somewhere fleshy. For...

I'd be such a great rapper

I wish I could rap. I'd be such an awesome rapper. I'd be all grammatically correct, and rap about really random things. Like bubbles. I...

Monologue

Milton’s job monologue (SPCA officer) At work the other day, I got to spend like twenty minutes with a few baby raccoons. Their mother...

Fireworks

That one set of fireworks is shaped like a T. The rest are little circles, so it kind of looks like it says "Tooo." That's odd, I guess....

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