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FUTURE WHY
Dear future Harley, Yo, wassup home skillet? You’re probably a starving student and all that, and life probably isn’t overly different....


Perfect Summer
If I could do anything this summer… I don’t even know. IDEK THANKS NATALIE I don’t like summer. It’s too hot. So I guess I’d go somewhere...


Aliens
This is one of the most overused topics ever. Like, this is in so many books, movies, shows, plays, etcetera. Usually, either everyone...


HOW DO I TWITTER WHAT IS TECHNOLOGY
I don’t have a Twitter. I don’t know anything about Twitter. I don’t want to follow dead people. I don’t want to tweet at them. I HATE...


YEARBOOKS you done good kiddos
Woohoo yearbooks. Wow, I’m really going to miss some of these little weirdos next fall. Like Natalie. No more talking to myself while she...


BOOMBOOMBOOM A Penny for my Thoughts
This morning, my very first thought was “P-N-E-U-M-O-T-H-O-R-A-X.” That’s a collapsed lung. Why was that my very first thought? I’ve been...


Rant -- Child Abuse
Child abuse can take many forms. Sometimes it’s really not easy to see, and sometimes it’s painfully obvious. The thing is, sometimes...


Newspaper -- Coffee Comparison
Welcome to Canada, land of maple syrup, hockey, back bacon, and Tim Hortons. Here coffee is consumed 7 percent more than tap water and 35...


Wow Bears look at that
Huh. Those bears are going camping. They have a cooler and a tent and everything. Fred and Samuel have been really citified, so they...


Word Association Game!
Poncho: I really don’t like those rubber poncho thingies, but I have like three in my backpack Sizzle: the sound of rain hitting the hot...
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