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FUTURE WHY
Dear future Harley, Yo, wassup home skillet? You’re probably a starving student and all that, and life probably isn’t overly different....


Perfect Summer
If I could do anything this summer… I don’t even know. IDEK THANKS NATALIE I don’t like summer. It’s too hot. So I guess I’d go somewhere...


Aliens
This is one of the most overused topics ever. Like, this is in so many books, movies, shows, plays, etcetera. Usually, either everyone...


HOW DO I TWITTER WHAT IS TECHNOLOGY
I don’t have a Twitter. I don’t know anything about Twitter. I don’t want to follow dead people. I don’t want to tweet at them. I HATE...


YEARBOOKS you done good kiddos
Woohoo yearbooks. Wow, I’m really going to miss some of these little weirdos next fall. Like Natalie. No more talking to myself while she...


BOOMBOOMBOOM A Penny for my Thoughts
This morning, my very first thought was “P-N-E-U-M-O-T-H-O-R-A-X.” That’s a collapsed lung. Why was that my very first thought? I’ve been...


Wow Bears look at that
Huh. Those bears are going camping. They have a cooler and a tent and everything. Fred and Samuel have been really citified, so they...


Word Association Game!
Poncho: I really don’t like those rubber poncho thingies, but I have like three in my backpack Sizzle: the sound of rain hitting the hot...


"As he flicked through the letters, a small, handwritten envelope caught his attention and his
Side note: RAWR I AM A BEAR. Mom had a dream that there was a bear in the yard, and she was just kind of like “Okay, please don’t eat my...


My perfect day off…
Sleep. Coffee. Waffles. Video gaming. Reading. Adventuring somewhere without people. Really, I have to deal with people every day of the...
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